- Step 1. Get Backhoe
- Step 2. Fill it up with Gas
- Step 3. Fill it full with hydraulic fluid
- Step 4. Try to get it to run right
- Step 5. Find cleared spot of land
- Step 6. Dig dirt with backhoe
- Step 7. Put dirt in your way
- Step 8. Move same dirt again out of your way
- Step 9. Fill it full of gas
- Step 10. Dig stumps
- Step 11. See step 10
- Step 12. Fill it full of gas again
- Step 13. Take off carb and “adjust it”
- Step 14. Dig like the dickens for 1 hour
- Step 15. Fill it full of hydraulic fluid again
- Step 16. Remove more dirt.
- Step 17. Put dirt in your way
- Step 18. Remove said dirt again
- Step 19. Take of carb again, and “adjust” back in the other direction
- Step 20. Dig more dirt
- Step 21. Fill full of gas
- Step 22. Break all 6 bolts on a hydraulic ram larger than my head
- Step 23. Drive around to 7 stores collecting, drills, screw extractors and bolts to repair
- Step 24. Find out the bolts came out with just my fingers
- Step 25. Repair ram
- Step 26. Fill full of hydraulic fluid again.
- Step 27. Dig more dirt
- Step 28. Remove Fuel filter to get it to run better
- Step 29. Enjoy 2 minutes of engine bliss and 8 minutes of barely running
- Step 30. Remove the carb and clean all the dirt and debris that removing the fuel filter let in.
- Step 31. Reinstall carb
- Step 32. Dig remaining dirt out of hole
- Results may vary
This is obviously the short version. This was a long a challenging week. I started dabbling during the day and after work, and then as my concrete contractor said he might be ready to go next week, I booked it on one weekend.
Enjoy!